† This rule is parallel to the catch-22 in the book Catch-22 by Joseph Heller ( 1961). *Rules which have been quoted on Deep Space Nine. (That way it's easier to exploit them the next time.) ‡ Whenever you exploit someone, it doesn't hurt to thank them. Rules are always subject to interpretation.Ģ99. Business is like war it's important to recognize the winner.Ģ84. Blood is thicker than water, but harder to sell.Ģ82. Never be afraid to mislabel a product.Ģ81. Beware of any man who thinks with his lobes.Ģ39. Instinct without opportunity is useless.Ģ21. Never begin a business transaction on an empty stomach.*Ģ15. Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.*Ģ14.
#MEMORY ALPHA LATINUM HOW TO#
Teach him how to fish, and you lose a steady customer.Ģ08. Give someone a fish, you feed him for one day. A friend in need is a customer in the making.Ģ08. It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.Ģ02. Borrow on a handshake lend in writing.ġ94. Never bet on a race you haven't fixed.ġ89. Never offer a confession when a bribe will do.ġ88. If you can sell it, don't hesitate to steal it.ġ80. Never spend your own money when you can spend someone else's.ġ72.
Law makes everyone equal, but justice goes to the highest bidder.ġ64. You can't make a deal if you're dead.*ġ38. A friend is only a friend until you sell him something. Treat people in your debt like family - exploit them.*ġ23. Never sleep with the boss' wife unless you pay him first.ġ11. Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.*ġ11. Sleep can interfere with opportunity.*ġ04. Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.*ġ03. Never do something you can make someone do for you.ġ02. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.*ĩ5. Get the money first, then let the buyers worry about collecting the merchandise.ħ6. Anyone asking to be relieved is not crazy and must be forced to serve. Anyone serving in a fleet who is crazy can be relieved, if they ask for it. Power without profit is like a ship without an engine.Ħ7. The riskier the road, the higher the profit.*Ħ3. Never use credit where your words will do.Ħ2. Good customers are as rare as latinum-treasure them.*Ħ0. Always sell at the highest possible profit.ĥ7. Only Bugsy could have built Las Vegas.ĥ5. Never admit a mistake if they're someone else to blame.ĥ2. Old age and greed will always overcome youth and talent.ĥ1. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.*Ĥ9. Never trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.*Ĥ8.
#MEMORY ALPHA LATINUM FULL#
Labor camps are full of people who trusted the wrong person.Ĥ7. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon.Ĥ6. Only negotiate when you are certain to profit.Ĥ3. Money talks, but having lots of it gets more attention.Ĥ2. If you see profit on a journey, take it.Ĥ1. You can always buy back a lost reputation.ģ9. Too many Ferengi can't laugh at themselves anymore.ģ7. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.*ģ6. It may do exactly what the customer expects.ģ3. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother insult something he cares about instead.*ģ2. When someone says "It's not the money," they're lying.ģ0. Morality is always defined by those in power.Ģ9. The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.Ģ8. The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy did not inherit their wealth they stole it.Ģ7. Never take the last coin, but be sure to get all the rest.Ģ6. Wise men can hear profit in the wind.*Ģ3. Never place friendship before profit.*Ģ2. When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat.Ģ1. A contract is a contract is a contract - but only between Ferengi.*ġ9. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.ġ7. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.ġ2. Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.ġ1. A dead customer can't buy as much as a live one.ġ0.
#MEMORY ALPHA LATINUM PLUS#
Instinct plus opportunity equals profit.*ĩ. Never let family stand in the way of opportunity.*Ĩ. If you can't break a contract, bend it.ĥ. Sex and profit are the two things that never last long enough.Ĥ.
Never buy anything for more than is absolutely necessary.*ģ. You can't cheat an honest customer, but it never hurts to try.Ģ. Once you have their money, never give it back.*ġ.
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